Not what you think. Seriously.

Now, it’s just math. 20 4 minute tracks make 1 perfect 80 minute CD. So I figured, “how many could there be?” and then I had 50 of them to sort through. Needless to say, this is pretty oddball. And no storyline here, just broken, fractured references and beats all mish-mashed together in a trianwerck mess. It’s butcheringly bad to listen to. It is so bad, I made up that word “butcheringly” to describe it. Damn. I’ll give it credit for having so much modern flair. Bravo.

1. Moon Over Bourbon Street – Sting
2. Carolina In My Mind – James Taylor
3. Your Song – Elton John
4. Skating Away (On The Thin Ice Of A New Day) – Jethro Tull
5. Trouble Child – Joni Mitchell
6. I’m Losing You – John Lennon
7. I’m So Glad – Cream
8. Follow You Follow Me – Genesis
9. Borderline – Madonna
10. Turn To Stone – Joe Walsh
11. Got Me Under Pressure – ZZ Top
12. Stone Blue – Foghat
13. All Over You – Live
14. Don’t Tread On Me – Metallica
15. Time Bomb – Godsmack
16. Starlight – Muse
17. Driven Out – The Fixx
18. Bathwater – No Doubt
19. You Learn – Alanis Morissette
20. Caribbean Blue – Enya