I filled out this silly character sheet like thing way back in the beginning (2012). Perceptions have changed a bit since then, needless to say. The original can be found here for comparison.

1. Called: W. Eric Bailey
2. Height: 6′ 2″ (I didn’t shrink)
3. Weight: 235 lbs
4. Demeanor: Proactive buddy-pal
5. Character: Desirous intoxicant
6. Self-Image: Large, well organized Ant farm
7. Attributes (5): optimistic, persistent, rational, adaptable, archaic
8. Nature: Curmudgeon
9. Abilities (2): technologically savvy, personable relatability
10. Human vs. Animal Ratio?: Human 88% Animal 12%

1. Fight or Flight?: Flight
2. Brawn or Brains?: Brains
3. Truth or Dare?: Truth
4. Sky or Horizon?: Horizon
5. Introverted or Extroverted?: Extroverted!!
6. Night or Day?: Day
7. Red or Blue?: Red
8. Yellow or Green?: Yellow
9. Risk or Reserved?: Reserved
10. Lies or Honesty?: Really?

1. Who you are now?: Dwanglebleeg L. Magoobriuston
2. Who you want to be?: An artichoke named Susan
3. What is the best part of you?: I can translate for the cat
4. What is your biggest flaw?: splat-like eagerness
5. What drives you?: The promise of tomorrow
6. What inspires you?: True understanding
7. What is your conscience like?: Chuck Norris on one shoulder and Joni Mitchell on the other
8. Who were you?: Not a friend of self
9. What do others see in you?: Whatever I show them
10. What do you see in yourself?: someone who has “been weighed, measured and found wanting.”